051110 Scar
Last night I managed to chop a good chunk of my upper lip off. It has been close to 24 hours now and I still have a big crusty scab. I look like an idiot. I shall not speed-shave anymore.
posted by Sgt. B. at 2:51 PM
2 Comments:
Speed shaving, speed sexing, speed cooking, speed anything (with the exception of speeding while driving) you generally suck at. So maybe you should stay away from anything that involves speeding, especially those two speed movies that Keanu Reeves put out a while ago, they just sucked.
speaking of speeding I once made it to Tillamook in 2 hours with 120
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