Don't be gay and republican

Of all politicians I think I love conservatives the most. Not because I subsribe to their ideals -- I am middle of the road kind of guy -- but because they provide better entertainment.
Republicans are calling left and right for the resignation of Senator Larry Craig because of his bathroom encounter with a cop. Craig, although he denies it vehemently, may have been trying to pick up the guy for a little men's room action. Craig is married. Since he may have been trying to indulge in some Brokeback Mountain action the rest of the party is going after him like hounds on a scent.
Curiously enough when Senator David Vitter was found out to have been on a madam's calling list no such calls came. The chap was simply looking for straight sex, so it was allright. Republicans don't hate gay people, right?

Moral of the story? Don't be gay and republican because when you get caught it might just cost you your job.